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March 04, 2005

We haven't gone to the USA for a vacation in several years. Here are the top 10 reasons why.

10. Dubya didn't invite us to the ranch. We feel we have been snubbed so are retaliating.

9. The USA has never learned to make a decent cup of tea. So much for Tony Blair.

8. The USA takes our toxic garbage so it is healthier to stay at home.

7. Americans don't like our money so I figure the neighbourly thing to do is not to give them any if mine.

6. If I want to be met with machine guns at the border I will go to someplace in Central because it is warmer.

5. Given the state of readiness of the US missile defense system, it is probably safer not to be in the land it is trying to defend.

4. Being a Canadian might be construed as being un-American, therefore I don't want to end up in a US jail

3. I'm left handed.

4. I learned, recently, that freedom fries are actually made from grits and pig intestines.

3. My wife says Florida sucks.

2. The NRA claims " guns don't kill, people do". There are far too many people in the USA for me to want to visit if that is true.

1. I don't want to be away from home when Condosleasy comes to visit our house.

Comments:
condosleasy?
 
oats or wheat or something....oh yes, its Rice.
 
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